16ouncescream cheesefull-fat; if you use light cream cheese, it will fall apart, slightly softened (leave it out of the fridge for about 30 minutes)
1 1/2tablespoonssparkling water
See instructions below for variations
Instructions
Place the cream cheese blocks in the stand of your stand mixer. Using the wire whisk attachment, beat on the highest speed possible for a total of about 5 minutes. During the first few minutes, you will need to stop the mixer and scrape down the sides of the bowl. Eventually, it will start to be light and airy and look like frosting.
Add the sparkling water and continue beating for about 20 seconds. If desired, add mix-ins (see below). Immediately transfer to an airtight container and refrigerate at least 30 minutes before serving. Store in the fridge up to 3 days.